What If Jesus Meant All That Stuff?

Not that any of you will read it, much less pay attention to the lesson it attempts to impart, but click here to read a lovely guest article in Esquire from 2009.

Everyone, believer and heathen alike, should, because it speaks directly to so-called Christians about living like your Savior intended or some such. The way most of you have been acting toward women and the poor lately is enough to convince us it will never happen, but one of our favorite things is to forewarn you. That way when we meet, or Heaven forbid the end times arrive too soon, we can say some of our favorite words as we toss you into a pit of endless suffering and torment:

“We told you so.”

History Lessons

Remember when the History Channel used to play shows about actual history? No paranormal claptrap or cryptozoology, no talk of extraterrestrials landing in ancient times or conjecture about other things that haven’t happened or never will. They even moved Hitler and company to their sister network, the Military Channel, so HC is pretty useless anymore.

Most of the shows relevant to our interests, however, are available on YouTube. One example is the series they produced on the seven deadlies.

You can also find show after show after show about Satan, Armageddon, and prophecy for your viewing pleasure.

What’s true and what’s not? All of it. None of it.

You’ll never know.