Who Ordered the Eight Corvettes?

The Bad News: there’s going to be a delay in delivery.

Sinkhole Swallows 8 Cars at National Corvette Museum

They don’t seem to have made it further than a few feet underground, let alone to the Receiving Department (Third Level, near Accounting).

The Good News: the demon who gummed up this operation is now hanging by the back of her skull in the Main Lobby. Feel free to come by and torment-at-will – implements and hors d’oeuvres provided. Cash bar!